Punjabi Mom: Le 'Chhole Poori' Kha Le! Son: I've been working on my abs, no oil, ghee for me, Eating healthy is good. Punjabi Mom: Chal Woh Sab Baad Mein Karna Pehle Le 'Chhole Poori' Kha Le!
On South Indian Wedding Cards... 'RSVP' stands for Rasam, Sambar, Vada, Payasam. On Punjabi Wedding cards 'RSVP' stands for Roti, Soti, Voti Teh Peg!
A Punjabi opened a Tea stall in China and named it "Panjab Tea Stall". He got no business for a long time and was about to close down when someone told him to have a more Chinese name for his tea stall if he wanted to succeed in China. After struggling for a name, he got grand success when he kept the new name. "Ko Si Ko Si Chaa Fu Ke Fu Ke Pee"!
Bos: Kaha Gae The? Banta: Baal Katvane Bos: Ofis Ke Samay? Banta: Bal Badhe Bhi To Ofis Men Hi The Bos: Ghar Men Bhi To Badhte Hain Banta: To Pure Thode Hi Katwae Hain!
Overheard in Delhi Metro: Punjabi Aunty 1: Inka Operation Karvana kai, "Max Hospital" Kaisa hai? Punjabi Aunty 2: Bilkul Bekaar, Uski Canteen Mein "Chole Bhature" hi Nahi Milte!